why men have dogs
- The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
- Dogs’ parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.
- When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
- Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don’t lick ’em.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least:
. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.
To verify these statements:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open the door, and observe who’s happy to see you 😂
